Whew.... and Irish Eyes Ain't Smiling

This would be the first non-picture post of the new season, but with College Football just kicking off, how could one not post a few thoughts and abuses. First of all, thank god for the Auburn Win tonight, WAR EAGLE BABY!!!, Dr. Hamler was just hoping to call me back and abuse me for my phone call from Auburn today telling him he had no shot. Supposedly tonight he had people leaving and couldn't talk to me any longer and obviously had no clue that my wife, who normally would be a morning person, will take every chance to sleep in tomorrow and will not wake me up early. Those of you who have no idea of what I'm talking about should feel sorry his wife, Gabby. After rooming with the freak for about a year and getting the clapping and told what a great day it is at 7:00 every moring, one can only feel what the poor girl did to herself by marrying him. By the way, great effort K-State, but SEC is a whole different ball game.

First abuse is to Michigan. What the hell? App State? As one of the few or only people here that has visited Boone, NC, how the hell a football team from there could beat Southeastern Rhode Island, let alone Michigan, is beyond me. I am sure they get their fair share of recruits that want to be as far from civilization as possible, but to make Michigan look like the inferoir team and really should not have been that close. Hey Michigan, I heard Emory is looking for a game (look it up people, you'll get the joke). Nice $400,000 to get your ass kicked.

Now for the most fun part of the day. Not only did it satisfy my insatiable desire to inflict pain on those green and gold idiots from up north, but it probably made me a lot of money for next week. Nice offense ND, maybe Tim Couch has a year of eligibility left. Could an offense look any more inept at home on an opener? Usually I have no use for the polls, but leaving Notre Dame out was incredibly prescient. And letting Ga. Tech score 33 on your home turf without Calvin Johnson? And a blocked field goal? If your offense was a pitcher's ERA, you might win the Cy Young at least this year. Mr. Getty wouldn't answer any phone calls after half time, so I'm hoping he is still kicking and breathing. I might overnight any apparel I have from those losers, who wants that bad karma around? Purdue might have scored more today than ND will all year. If ND beats Purdue, I may never see Mr. Getty ever again,(I might have to hang myself) but at least he beat John in golf this week which ranks up there with App. State.

Tennessee, did your defense not make the flight to NoCal????


So, to go out on a limb, I'll try my best at college prognastication after 1 week. Their schedule is a joke and how many All-Americans can you get and not be good? So I will pick USC to play the winner of LSU and Florida, who I predict will have one loss each and play each other in the SEC Championship game. One of the Big East teams will probably go undeafeated, but I will guess, because of Florida last year, people will realize that a SEC team with one loss is so much better, they will get the shot. LSU will have played Va. Tech and Florida will have played Fla. State which along with their conference schedule, will be, and should be, so much more impressive than any Big East schedule. This will be one hell of a game and as last year showed, you can't account for speed, which only USC can match these teams in the South.

That's it for tonight. Can't wait for the NFL to start to start abusing the Steelers, Raiders, Packers and all those other favorite teams of friends who read here. That's when I expect the comments to start flying back, if this didn't start some already.

WAR EAGLE, WAR COWBOYS and WAR BOILERS!!!!